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“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”

“More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”

“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.”

“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”

“The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.”

“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”

“I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.”

“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.”

“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.”

“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.”

“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.”

“Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.”

“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.”

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.”

“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.”

Humor Funny Pain Hurt Happened Humour Jokes Painful Satire Sympathy Aphorism Joke Sympathetic Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Hurts Happening Unsympathetic Feel Sorry Felt Sorry

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

“Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.”

Humor Funny Hate Quality Enemy Humour Jokes Humorous Hatred Confusion Satire Role Models Aphorism Joke Hilarious Enemies Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Role Model Qualities Confuse

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana