“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
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Source: The Works of George Herbert: Poems
“One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.”
“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Source: Strictly for laughs
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Source: Peter's people
“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.”
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.”
Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: The picture of Dorian Gray : the 1890 and 1891 texts
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.”
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray - and more
“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy