“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”
“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”
“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”
“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”
“Most people do kiss and tell; most of them just don’t tell many people.”
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.”
“There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.”
“Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.”
“Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.”
“Not complaining is sometimes a show off of tolerance or patience.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”