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“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”

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“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”

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“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

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“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

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“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.”

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“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.”

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“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

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“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.”

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“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”

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“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.”

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“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

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“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”

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“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.”

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“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

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“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

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“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

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“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.”

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“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”

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“Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.”

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“When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.”

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“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”

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“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”

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“Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.”

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“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

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“Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.”

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“The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.”

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“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.”

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“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”

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“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).”

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“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.”

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“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.”

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