“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.”
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“If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.”
“In your heart you know he's right.”
Source: Pure Goldwater
“I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature”
“Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!”
“New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.”
Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book
“I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.”
“If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.”
“Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!”
Source: The wit of Peter Ustinov
“'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.”
“He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.”
“Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“... some of the best sex I can barely remember.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.”