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“Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.”
“I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.”
“When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.”
“My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.”
“You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.”
“A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!”
“The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.”
“I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.”
“Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.”
“I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it”
“The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.”
“Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.”
“It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.”