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“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.”
“I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”
“A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.”