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“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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“Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

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Author:Tina Fey
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“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

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Author:Ogden Nash
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“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

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Author:Albert Einstein
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“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”

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Author:W. C. Fields
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