“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
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“Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Source: The Works of Dr Jonathan Swift, Dean of St Patrick's, Dublin. Accurately Corrected by the Best Editions. With the Author's Life and Character; Notes Historical, Critical, and Explanatory; Tables of Contents, and Indexes. More Complete Than Any Preceding Edition. In Eight Volumes
“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.”
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.”
Source: How to enjoy your life and your job
“Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.”
“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.”
“Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.”
Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”
Source: The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
“I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.”
“I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.”
Source: The works of John Donne: Dean of Saint Paul's, 1621-1631
Source: Terminal