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“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”

“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

“When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.”

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”

“People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.”

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”

“Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.”