“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”
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“I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.”
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
“I know at last what distinguishes man from animals; financial worries.”
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?”
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
“No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.”
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.”
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
“It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”
“Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.”
“Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”
“Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.”
“The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.”