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“Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.”
“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”
“Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero”
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”
“When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.”
“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”
“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”
“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”
“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”
“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.”
“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”
“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”
“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”
“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”
“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.”