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“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.”

Source: Wealth of Words

“Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..”

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Author:honeya

“Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).”

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.”

“Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.”

“Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.”

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.”

“Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.”

“Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.”

“If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.”

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Author:honeya

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

“I enjoyed myself as much as I could, trying consciously or unconsciously to fill the void with jokes.”

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Source: The diary of a young girl

“When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.”

“One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.”

“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”

“An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.”

“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”

“There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.”

“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”

“Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.”

“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”

“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”

“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”

“Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.”

“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”

“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”

“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”

“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”

“Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.”

“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”

“More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

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