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“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”

“Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.”

“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”

“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”

“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.”

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“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”

“Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.”

“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”

“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”

“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”

“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”

“Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.”

“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”

“More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”

“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.”

“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”

“The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.”

“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”

“I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.”

“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

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“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.”

“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.”

“Most people do kiss and tell; most of them just don’t tell many people.”

“Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.”

“With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.”

“Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.”

“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.”

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“Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.”

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“There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.”

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“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”

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“Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.”

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”

“Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.”

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“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.”

“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.”

“We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.”

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P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound AphorismsRelated source material

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