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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
“After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.”
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.”
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
“There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.”
“At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.”
“All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought”